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Virgin Piña Colada Smoothie

A quick, no-alcohol piña colada smoothie made with fresh pineapple, coconut milk, lime and honey — born from an 89p pineapple I almost forgot about.
Prep Time 5 minutes

Equipment

  • Blender

Ingredients
  

  • 1 whole pineapple peeled, cored and chopped
  • 400 ml coconut milk 1 tin
  • ½ lime juiced
  • 1 tbsp honey or to taste
  • 150 g ice cubes or crushed ice

Instructions
 

  • Peel, core and chop the pineapple into rough chunks.
  • Add the pineapple, coconut milk, lime juice and honey to the blender.
  • Add the ice and blend until completely smooth.
  • Taste and adjust sweetness or sharpness to your liking.
  • Pour and serve immediately.

Notes

  • On the coconut milk: use a fresh tin for best results. If yours is a little past its best before date, use your own judgement — "best before" isn't the same as "use by," but when in doubt, especially if you're pregnant or breastfeeding, play it safe and use a fresh one.
  • Crushed ice vs cubes: cubes give a thinner, more drinkable result. Crushed ice gives a thicker, slushier texture closer to a real piña colada — just blend a little longer if your blender struggles with crushed ice, to avoid it separating.
  • Make it ahead: this is best drunk fresh, as the pineapple can make it foam up if it sits too long. If you want to prep ahead, freeze chopped pineapple chunks in advance — it also gives you a thicker, colder smoothie without needing extra ice.
  • Non-breastfeeding version: add a splash of white rum if you fancy the real thing — this recipe works equally well either way.
  • Reduce food waste tip: this is now my go-to for any pineapple that's about to turn, reduced-price or otherwise. No more sad, forgotten pineapples on my counter.